My theory on women revolves around three words that all begin with "H" and end in "Y". The three words are:

1) Hungry
2) Horny
3) Happy

A woman can only be one of the three at any time.

Thus, if a woman is hungry she is neither horny nor happy.
You must feed your woman.

Next, if a woman is horny she is neither hungry nor happy.
You must sex your woman up.

Finally, if a woman is happy she is neither hungry nor horny.
You have done your job.

Pretty simple...right?

Now can I get a "Hell Yeah"?